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HEY, Srsly!  Check your PROMOTIONS or SPAM folder IF you don't see an important email from us w/in a couple of minutes of clicking "Heck Yeah!"  It's worth your time.

ANNNND, to be clear, there will be NO hanky-panky with your information. That's a promise.